Cat Haiku

[RICHARD]

Houdini? My cat
is more Evel Knevil
A cat dare devil!

[RICHARD]

Cats, the pets that bring
worlds and people together.
too bad they stay home!

[dionne]

watching whiskers twitch
little kitty a-snoring
watching kitty dreams

[RICHARD]

Back Home Safe And Sound
Our Cats Can't Get Enough Love
"please Never Leave Us!"

We Waited Too Long
Where Were You, What Did You See?
Can We Smell Your Bags?

Is That Cat We Smell?
Cats? You Were With Other Cats?
Cheating On Us, Eh?

Now Wait A Second.
What Is That Smell, Some Cat Treats?
All Is Forgiven!

[Barbara]

We didn't expect you
Do we really know you guys?
Oh wait a minute!

If I push my head
Right into your face you will
Smell like me again

I lie on your legs
That will teach you not to move
Stay here furrever

These treats are nice things-
It's better to have you here
Now and furrever.

[Sevaede]

Oh pretty kitty,
why do you make so many poops,
They sure are smelly.

[RICHARD]

The World Cup (Of Milk)
I represent the U.S.
In milk ring football.

My pitch is the floor.
Under the oven my goal.
My paws my weapons.

I dribble smartly,
Paw to paw across the field
Setting up my shot.

The chair legs defend,
A trash can stands in my way
Be Gone, Defenders!

To the goal I move.
deft paws I am a master!
Watch this shot Pele!

Beckenbauer? LEARN!
Maradona, Ronaldo,
Lalas and Kaka!

Zindane? Les blues?
Bend it like that Beckham chap?
My style is my own...



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