Thursday 155 let's have fun

[Lady's Human]

There were three jolly fishermen
there were three jolly fishermen
fisher fisher men men men
fisher fisher men men men
there were three jolly fishermen

Join In everyone!


Geeze, I pick a DOTD and the only people brave enough to try it are me, my wife, and a new victim ummm regular at the bar. Good thing I didn't drag out the Holy Grail from Germany!

Hey, Richard, when are you going to assume your duties as Barkeep? It gets rough here on the other side of the bar. Keeping the patrons in line can be an adventure!

[smokey the elder]

Do I dare ask?

[Lady's Human]

If you must.......

THe Holy Grail was the indoctrination to C Co 12th EN BN. Many other units had similar events, we just tended to be a tad sillier about it than most, which is somewhat scary, as combat engineers play with high explosives. To put it simply, and not get into the silliness that went into the actual event, the newbie went door to door in the barracks asking for a contribution to the "grail". The contribution was one shot of whatever hard liquor the person had in their room. (We had an allowance of one bottle of hard liquor and one 6 pack in our rooms) Once the victim had filled the "grail" the party began.

[davidpizzica]

There were three jolly fishermen
there were three jolly fishermen
fisher fisher men men men
fisher fisher men men men
there were three jolly fishermen

Join In everyone!


Geeze, I pick a DOTD and the only people brave enough to try it are me, my wife, and a new victim ummm regular at the bar. Good thing I didn't drag out the Holy Grail from Germany!

Hey, Richard, when are you going to assume your duties as Barkeep? It gets rough here on the other side of the bar. Keeping the patrons in line can be an adventure!

LH, I'll be your next victim-uh.next partaker of the Dotd! Maybe if I take it, I won't need cataract surgery!!

[Lady's Human]

David,

Don't worry. After a couple you won't have any worries about seeing!

Seriously, though, don't worry about the cataract surgery. My brother went through it a few years ago, and his sight wound up better than it was pre-cataract. He used to wear coke bottle lenses in both eyes, but post surgery he has a piece of glass instead of a lens in his glasses for the eye he had surgery on.

[davidpizzica]

David,

Don't worry. After a couple you won't have any worries about seeing!

Seriously, though, don't worry about the cataract surgery. My brother went through it a few years ago, and his sight wound up better than it was pre-cataract. He used to wear coke bottle lenses in both eyes, but post surgery he has a piece of glass instead of a lens in his glasses for the eye he had surgery on.

LH, my right eye is very blurry and it's like looking through a dirty pane of glass. I drive, read and basically see with my left eye. LH, I was wondering what would happen if you gave a DOTD to Orc??

[Lady's Human]

Give an artillery round to Orc? Hmmmm, with the warm weather he hasn't been needed much for the fre, whaddaya say we find out?!
Hey Orc, Try one o these!

(ducking)

[zippy-kat]

“And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”

Any Python fans out there?

[Lady's Human]

Zip, being that LOH gave me the complete Monty Python for a christmas present, and we have all the movies except "And Now For Something Completely Different" on the shelf....

You might say there are a few python fans in here

[RICHARD]

Give me two rounds.......

Then fire for effect.

David.

Piece of cake....

Zippy,

How apropo.....Easter, Hand greanade....BUNNY!!


DONE?

There were three jolly fishermen....and one destroyed rail car?

[Lady's Human]

But that Bunny's DEADLY!

He's got 'uge gnashin teeth!


Richard....... Shot Over! down 50 ......Splash ! Fire for effect.

3 rounds right at ya!

This skit has been censored by her majesty's army. It is entirely too silly.

[RICHARD]

Richard....... Shot Over! down 50 ......Splash ! Fire for effect.

3 rounds right at ya!

On target! Keep going...

LOLOLOLOLOL,

When ever I see a rabbit I think of that scene...

Gini, the word is DAFT!



And Oggy,
Keeping in the spirit of things that made me laugh?

I went to the mall.
I parked.

I looked at the "compact car only" spot next to me and said, "only an idiot would park there. It was entirely too tight....


I came out and say a VW beetle that left me about THAT much space to get in.....I left this note on the windshield....


"Thank you for parking so close to my car, making it impossible for me to get in.
I want you to know that I have a huge case of C----- Rot (it rhymes with Scotch) so now you have two Bugs. THANKS!"

Of course, sticking around would have been fun.....

[Oggyflute]

Richard, Well done!

[RedHedd]

“And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”

Any Python fans out there?

Me! Me! I LOVE Monty Python!

[Oggyflute]

My favourite Python line.......
"Your all a bunch of individuals!"
(chorus) "Were all a bunch of individuals"
(small voice) "I'm not"
You gotta haggle.......I mean laugh...