DOG LETTERS TO GOD

Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one another?
Where are their priorities?
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Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
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Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!
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Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
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Dear God,
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?
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Dear God,
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
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Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
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Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?
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Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths.
What do humans understand?
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Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street!
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Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
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Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets thing, again?
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Dear God,
Can you undo what that doctor did ... ?
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CAT LETTER TO GOD
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Dear God,
Do you exist? I'm just curious. I don't care.