Being single has it's advantages.

No one yells at my cat.

I wake up with cat hair in my mouth, so a little more for breakfast ain't gonna kill me?

Ebay?

For Sale or trade?

One husband for one cat???

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No cats on the counter?

Sir Edmund Hillary was once asked about climbing Everest.

"Because it's there..." he answered.


A cat will not answer you and you sure as poop don't know what happens when you leave your home....

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You could always teach them to sit in a chair....