OH sweet Bri, nevermind about all your problems you have a very caring owner who will do anything to make your life better and as comfortable as possible. Just stay away from nasty spiders!
I hope you feel better soon and enjoy your time with your human as much as you can. You look very cute in your T-shirt and although you may not always like it it's the best thing for you.
Congrats on being a heroine with a story to tell and being cat of the day