Hey, what happened to Slick's custard stand? I went looking for it and couldn't find it.

A kitten! Oh goody, goody goody! It's been sooooo long since I've had actual contact with kittens. I don't dare allow myelf.....

Karen, I can see you're one of those type of people that carefully open your gifts so you don't wreck the wrapping paper, but would you puh-leeze hurry so we can see the kitten! I bet it's a gray one too. Can't imagine anyone even considering giving you any other color.

Other Karen, it's not that the kitten is hypoallergenic in the cyber bar, it's that you don't have any allergies! No body has high blood pressure, diabetes, high cholesterol, heart disease, allergies or any ailment. We're all as healthy as can be and can eat and drink - and pet - as we please!

Slick, I'll join you in a slushie or two. Almost done with work here. I have a horrendous headache, but it's tempered by the fact that I have HEAT!!! It's sooo nice and toasty in here now with my new furnace. Froze my butt for a day and a half, but it was all worth it.