a British short film once shown on April Fool's Day was a fairly detailed documentary about "spaghetti farmers" and how they harvest their crop from the spaghetti trees.

You mean they don't grown on trees??? No wonder those spaghetti strands I planted last year haven't sprouted!!

Karen: parcels should not be poked, shaken or stirred before opening. Enjoy! Yes Mario, you can have the ribbon.....it does make a nice necklace.