**sings**
Bye Bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the....

Oh, it's already been sung?? Hey my voice isn't that bad!

Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me

Wow...a flashback from the 60's!!

I'm goofy today. May I please have a double Lemon Drop tini??? That will make me more goofy but hey...would you want me any other way???

Hmmmm, a Saint Stupid costume for the airport....there's food for thought!