How do these people survive?

[Catty1]

Blonde Joke Antidote: Why did God make Brunettes?

Because ugly men need love too.

(Check my pic before you yell! )

[Nomilynn]

I remember in grade 5 we were learning long division. I asked a girl if she knew how to do division.. she said "No I don't know division. I can do my times tables and divide though."

I really disliked the girl, which made it even more funny.. but still kinda sad

[cloverfdx]

Too funny . Nothing wrong with blondes .

[JenBKR]

LOL I certainly feel better about myself this morning! And yes, I am blonde too

[MomToThree]

Those were funny! I am also a blonde.

We had a guy at work that OMG he wasn't that bright. We told him to go get something out of the freeze, but be careful because there is a hole in the bottom of the box. He asked what hole? So we told him there was a hole in the freezer and the termites were eating away at the freezer.

[king2005]

when my sister was 8, she wasn't all the bright, but for medical reasons, however the story is still funny & she still likes it.

It was april fools 13 years ago. My sister woke up & dad told her that Max had puppies! She ran down stairs & was looking all over for the puppies. So dad went to my room & woke me up. He said, Max had puppies lastnight. I responded, ya ya whatever, go away. He kept going on about it & I said, yep & you gave birth to me right? I thought so, go away hehehe

[lv4dogs]

LMAO, those are so stupid they are wicked funny. lol

[Miss Z]

ROFLMAO!!!! I really don't know how those people get by