How do these people survive?

[joycenalex]

I got this in my email. I thought some of them were pretty funny.....

How do these people survive... A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency room! Life is tough.
It's tougher if you're stupid

and yet they manage to breed..sigh
sorry for the pessimism, too long a workshift in the er yesterday