How do these people survive?

[joycenalex]

I got this in my email. I thought some of them were pretty funny.....

How do these people survive... A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency room! Life is tough.
It's tougher if you're stupid

and yet they manage to breed..sigh
sorry for the pessimism, too long a workshift in the er yesterday

[moosmom]

*shakes head* Too stupid to live I tell ya, just TOO DAMN STUPID TO LIVE!!!

[lizbud]

Make you wonder, doesn't it ? I've experienced something very like this.


ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

[CagneyDog]

I must ask were half or all these people blonde?

Why would that matter.


I think my personal favorite is the McDonalds one

[Roxyluvsme13]

Why would that matter.


I think my personal favorite is the McDonalds one

Because blondes are considered more stupid...
ROFLMAO

[Catty1]

Blonde Joke Antidote: Why did God make Brunettes?

Because ugly men need love too.

(Check my pic before you yell! )

[Nomilynn]

I remember in grade 5 we were learning long division. I asked a girl if she knew how to do division.. she said "No I don't know division. I can do my times tables and divide though."

I really disliked the girl, which made it even more funny.. but still kinda sad

[DJFyrewolf36]

*shakes head* Too stupid to live I tell ya, just TOO DAMN STUPID TO LIVE!!!

Im convinced stupidity should be painful...

[Roxyluvsme13]

These stories have effected me. Today I was really slow!