LOL!! Sorry Lori, I don't mean to laugh but it sure has brought back memories about everything new we have bought.
When we bought our new bedroom suite (big bucks for me and hubby) Pete was a youngster. He decided to cut his new teeth on the top of the footboard and literally ate the corners off!
Two new chairs in the living room that are about a month old and you would think I have had them for years!
Brand new kitchen table, still had the tags stapled on, and DEEP scratches on the top.
I just gave up!