What a GOOD boy you are, protecting your hoomin from all dangers that might come in the night. Don't forget to check the closet and cupboards, too. Osama bin Laden could be ANYWHERE.

And I'm sure Zerlina will be impressed by you, you handsome older gentleman! I can't imagine how your day could get any better, but I'm sure your human will give you lots of love and treats and homemade toys today.

Liz