for whom the bell tolls?

[smokey the elder]

That was great! Have you ever considered publishing some of your cat poetry?

[RICHARD]

That was great! Have you ever considered publishing some of your cat poetry?

Lol,

and take the chance of becoming famous and never having time for PT?

No way....

[RICHARD]

Weighing in at 13 pounds.....The California Crusher....Edward D Katz!!!

As I thought, "i'm doing swell"
Dad buys another collar with bell!
I sniff the nylon and shoot him a look
and then we fight, while it's almost hooked.

I swipe at him, extended claws.
Daddy reels, then the pause!
"come on Ed, just be a saint?"
"Wear a bell? Oh no, I ain't!"

Just get closer, your skin I'll rent.
Go get a refund of the money you spent.
No collar for me, around my short neck.
I'll scratch you good, your hand I willl wreck.

The bells rings again, it now round 2
We size each other up-like a boxing duo.
He feints to the right I go to the left.
On his index finger a new bloody cleft.

Round 3 starts of this titanic match
I roll to my back, now he's gotta catch
me in a clench, I'll go down swinging
another cut, I hope he is stinging.

Round 4 is here, I've almost won.
But here is the part, that's even more fun.
I've stood my ground, I've given no quarter.
This moron just bought a collar that is shorter!

It looks like I've gone and won this short fight.
That collar don't fit, it's just way too tight!
I'll taken on the challengers, and when I feel the need
I'll bite and i'll scratch, then I will make him bleed!

Now that I've won, I'm gonna have a snooze
and not even think that I'll ever lose.
Now you all think that I am a sinner...
But I'd rather be known as the Heavy Weight Winner!!!!

AND STILL WORLD CHAMPION...

EEEEDDDDDDDDDIIEEEEEEEE DDDDDDDDDDDDD KKKKKKKAAATTTZZZZZZZZZZ!

[rg_girlca]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

GOOOOOOO EEEEDDDDSSSSTTTEEERRR!!!!!!

RICHARD, those poems are great. I hope you are able to copy them out and keep them in a folder.