What's your favourite conspiracy theory?

**slick** · 03-14-2006, 12:54 PM

This is just so entertaining. Just ask Gini.....she has put up many aliens over the past couple of years. And what about you ES....was I not alien enough for you???

KK, I'll put on my alien costume and be on the next plane to Scotland.

MOFF, you've got me rollling in the aisles...

**Tubby & Peanut's Mom** · 03-14-2006, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces

Wasn't Roswell, NM where the Alien space ship crashed and the government scooped up the wreckage? I've heard at least one Alien survived and spent some time in the White House for a while. I think he slept in the Lincoln bedroom. Maybe he's still there? (that would certainly explain a lot of things)

Actually, he's living at my house! Really! The aliens crashed in Roswell in 1947 and that's when Terry was "born." Too much of a coincidence for me. Doesn't help that he swears he's from another planet, sent here to study humans. His home planet has even tracked us in the motorhome a few times!

I know it's true because around the full moon every month, he gets rather testy. He claims it's because of the full moon, but I KNOW it's that the full moon allows the radio waves from his home planet to break through our atmosphere and that's when they communicate with him. He gets testy because he's afraid I will discover what's really going on and I won't want to live with an alien so I'll leave him.

You guys laugh....but it's all true...I swear!

My favorite conspiracy is one I heard just a few weeks ago. I can't explain much about it because it's really all top secret and if I tell you about it I'll have to kill you!

**Killearn Kitties** · 03-14-2006, 01:39 PM

So, let me get this straight, when Terry was cranking that handle at the mission, is that what operates the homing beacon?

**Edwina's Secretary** · 03-14-2006, 02:05 PM

Karen....if you really want to attract aliens you must have accomodations for all sorts. They are not all able to assume human form. So that explains our obsession with bathrooms....and kingsized beds.

**beeniesmom** · 03-14-2006, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by Killearn Kitties

Oh this is just so ... so ... so ... American of you! What is wrong with our restaurants, our showers, our entertainment??? Clearly Europe needs to work on its ALR rating. We can't get left behind! We need more aliens!

Don't take it like that.
I LOVE EUROPE! I wish I was still living there.
I'm sure the aliens would love it too!

**Killearn Kitties** · 03-14-2006, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by beeniesmom

Don't take it like that.
I LOVE EUROPE! I wish I was still living there.
I'm sure the aliens would love it too!

Oops! Just so we are all clear. I said that as a joke. I knew ES would take it that way. I would never have used the word "American" as an insult - on any website - not just on an American one. Honestly!

I'm sure aliens love it in Europe too. I think Barbara and MOFF are right about aliens posing as politicians!

**beeniesmom** · 03-14-2006, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by Killearn Kitties

I said that as a joke.

I know silly!

**Killearn Kitties** · 03-14-2006, 02:56 PM

Oh that's OK! Phew, just in case ...

**Tubby & Peanut's Mom** · 03-14-2006, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by Killearn Kitties

So, let me get this straight, when Terry was cranking that handle at the mission, is that what operates the homing beacon?

OMG, Karen, shush! Can't be revealing ALL his secrets!

However.....makes me wonder about you.....only a few select people would have recognized what he was doing.....maybe there are more aliens in Europe than you're letting on.....

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 03-14-2006, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by Killearn Kitties

Oh this is just so ... so ... so ... American of you! What is wrong with our restaurants, our showers, our entertainment??? Clearly Europe needs to work on its ALR rating. We can't get left behind! We need more aliens!

I hear tell we have lots of aliens coming across our borders without permission. Which do you want: northern aliens or southern ones?

**Edwina's Secretary** · 03-14-2006, 03:46 PM

Karen....sleep well tonight! I just saw, on the Jon Stewart's show.....thast Europe is planning on a lunar launch! That should attract some aliens your way.....

**Lady's Human** · 03-14-2006, 03:57 PM

The aliens love the US's wide open spaces, that way they can land and talk to farmers and find people who are living out in the open (a la Teddy Kaczynski) and reveal themselves to them, instead of visiting the seat of government and starting an exchange of info. They wouldn't need to anyway, being that they are really running things anyway!

**Tubby & Peanut's Mom** · 03-14-2006, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary

Karen....sleep well tonight! I just saw, on the Jon Stewart's show.....thast Europe is planning on a lunar launch! That should attract some aliens your way.....

Seee.....it's the moon thing.

**RICHARD** · 03-15-2006, 02:34 AM

My fave?

That the So Cal BBQ is nothing but debauchery, wanton drinking and wild stories that are too crazy to be posted here!

**Edwina's Secretary** · 03-15-2006, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Killearn Kitties

Why is it that alien spaceships always land in the United States?

Karen, have you forgotten about the crop circles and other exotic designs mowed in farmers' crops all across Europe??? They have to land those buzz saw like space ships somewhere to refuel!

I believe it is another of those Lost in Translation things between speakers of American and speakers of English (like whiskey/whisky or boot/trunk.) In Europe they are called Alien Landing Pads and can be found southeast of the UK!