Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely
see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came
to an intersection.

The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman
in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could
have sworn we just went through a red light".

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the
light was red again and again they went right though. This time the
woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had
been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was
getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road
and the next intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was
definitely red and they went right through and she turned to the
other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through
three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!

Mildred turned to her and said "Oh, am I driving?"