Dear fellow kitties,
I understand that Dottie the Duck has moved into your kitty castle and has joined forces with that dastardly Dudley. We all know what havoc that Dudly wreaks then manages to blame everything on you. Don't worry about a thing there, fellow kitties. Contact me at the first sign of trouble, I'm ready and willing to defend your innocence, honor, and virtue. I'll haul BOTH of these ducks right into Cat Court if that's what it takes.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose