what have been some of your teacher's weirdest names (first or last)

[My Peanuts]

My Mom and brother (the teacher was there for a long time) had a gym teacher named Miss Seeman pronounced exactly how you think. Could you imagine being a high school teacher with a name like that!

I had a school nurse named Mrs. Balls. My Mom said her husband's name was Harold or Harry, but I forget if she was joking or not.

[CathyBogart]

Lessee....
Mr. Graves (quiet and dull!)
Mr. Roadcap
Mr. Lipscomb (lip scum)

My mom had a teacher whose last name was Crapushatz 0_0