This was just sent to me and I thought I would add it for a new laugh!

TEN TOP DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS!

1. Yelling at me for barking...I am a dog you idiot.

2. Taking me for a walk and then not letting me check stuff out. Who's walk is this anyway?

3. Any trick with balancing food on my nose...STOP IT!

4. Yelling at me for rubbing myself on your carpet. Why did you buy carpet?

5. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered the handshake thing yet.

6. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

7. Taking me to the vet for the big "snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

8. Dog clothes....pathetic.

9. Fake fetch throws. You fooled a DOG! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain!

10. Blaming your gas on me. Not funny.