Hmm... this sounds like a job for the world famous A&P Investigators! They will get to the bottom of this. Meanwhile fellow kitties, DO NOT talk to ANYONE about this and answer no questions. Remember that you are innocent until proven guilty! Unfortunately these are very serious allegations. If you wish, you can refer all questions to me. Do not say anything and do not sign anything! I'm ready and available to help you. Feel free to contact me for help at anytime.

Your friend,
Groucho the lawyer
Practice limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose