Some Dick Cheney jokes..

[caseysmom]

What is a canned shoot?

[Edwina's Secretary]

I did not know it was a canned hunt. I cannot say I am surprised. That is so disgusting...it reiterates everything I think of this man and this administration. Sport killing. Nice way to relax after sending the sons and daughters of America into REAL danger.

[Karen]

What is a canned shoot?

I answered this in a PM, and would prefer that the description not be posted and part of the permanent, public Pet Talk.

I have been informed that this weekend's event was not part of a canned hunt, and that the article I saw referred to an older incident. It still makes me think less of our VP as a human being that he ever participated in such a thing.

'nuf said.

[Lady's Human]

After looking at CNN, FOX, Breitbart, and Reuters (a fair cross section of news articles on the accident) none of them mentioned it being a canned hunt. They were traveling in a vehicle, which is not part of a "canned hunt". They were hunting.

I will agree with the mayor, canned hunts are reprehensible, but this wasn't one of them.

[Ally Cat's Mommy]

It troubles me that someone in such a high-profile position would allow himself to be associated with blood sports????

Maybe it's different in the USA, but in South Africa he would lose so many votes / support!

[Karen]

Because he's Vice President, people really didn't get a lot of choice (we vote for the Presidential candidate, and they get to keep their running mate), and Cheney has already stated he does not ever want to run for the Presidency.

[Vela]

And thank heavens for that!!!

[lizbud]

Maybe it's not so funny after all. What were these old geezers
doing walking around with loaded guns.



Hunter Shot by Cheney Has Heart Attack

By LYNN BREZOSKY and NEDRA PICKLER
Associated Press Writers
Published February 14, 2006, 4:38 PM CST


CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas -- The 78-year-old lawyer wounded by Vice President Dick Cheney in a hunting accident suffered a mild heart attack Tuesday after a shotgun pellet in his chest traveled to his heart, hospital officials said.

Harry Whittington was immediately moved back to an intensive care unit and will be watched for a week to make sure more pellets do not move to other vital organs. He was reported in stable condition.

Whittington suffered a "silent heart attack" -- an irregular heartbeat, but without the classic heart-attack symptoms of pain and pressure, according to doctors at Christus Spohn Hospital Corpus Christi-Memorial.

The doctors said they decided to treat the situation conservatively and leave the pellet alone rather than operate to remove it. They said they are extremely optimistic Whittington will recover and live a healthy life with the pellet left in place.

Asked whether the pellet could move farther into his heart and become fatal, hospital officials said that was a hypothetical question they could not answer.

Hospital officials said they were not concerned about the six to 200 other pieces of birdshot that might still be lodged in Whittington's body. Cheney was using 7 1/2 shot from a 28-gauge shotgun. Shotgun pellets are typically made of steel or lead; the pellets in 7 1/2 shot are just under a tenth of an inch in diameter.

Cheney watched the news conference where doctors described Whittington's complications. Then the vice president called him, wished him well and asked if there was anything that he needed.

"The vice president said that he stood ready to assist. Mr. Whittington's spirits were good, but obviously his situation deserves the careful monitoring that his doctors are providing," the vice president's office said in a statement.

Cheney, an experienced hunter, has not spoken publicly about the accident, which took place Saturday night while the vice president was aiming for a quail. Critics of the Bush administration called for more answers from the Cheney himself.

The furor over the accident and the White House delay in making it public are "part of the secretive nature of this administration," said Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid of Nevada. "I think it's time the American people heard from the vice president."

Hospital officials said they knew that Whittington had some birdshot near his heart and that there was a chance it could move closer since scar tissue had not had time to harden and hold the pellet in place.

After Whittington developed an irregular heartbeat, doctors performed a cardiac catheterization, in which a thin, flexible tube is inserted into the heart, to diagnose his condition, said Peter Banko, the administrator at the hospital.

The shot was either touching or embedded in the heart muscle near the top chambers, called the atria, officials said. Two things resulted:

* It caused inflammation that pushed on the heart in a way to temporarily block blood flow, what the doctors called a "silent heart attack." This is not a traditional heart attack where an artery is blocked. They said Whittington's arteries, in fact, were healthy.

* It irritated the atria, caused an irregular heartbeat known as atrial fibrillation, which is not immediately life-threatening. But it must be treated because it can spur blood clots to form. Most cases can be corrected with medication.

White House physicians helped advise on the course of treatment, hospital officials said.

Texas officials said the shooting was an accident and no charges were brought against the vice president.

A Texas Parks and Wildlife Department report issued Monday said Whittington was retrieving a downed bird and stepped out of the hunting line he was sharing with Cheney. "Another covey was flushed and Cheney swung on a bird and fired, striking Whittington in the face, neck and chest at approximately 30 yards," the report said.