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  1. 02-13-2006, 02:50 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
    So far the White House has blamed it on the shooting victim and on the shooting victim's dog. Next I suppose they will blame it on the quail.....
    TOO LATE!


    I heard that the quail flew over towards where the lawyer was standing, Cheney was tracking the bird and cut loose at him. Sounds like a conspiracy to me!
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    I heard that the quail flew over towards where the lawyer was standing, Cheney was tracking the bird and cut loose at him. Sounds like a conspiracy to me!
    With one shot he hit the bird and the lawyer???

    Maybe if Cheney hadn't worked so hard to avoid military service during VietNam (I had better things to do) he would have learned something. Perhaps the NRA has a makeup class he can attend??? Gun Safety 101?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
    With one shot he hit the bird and the lawyer???
    No, the bird was seen heading over to the Democratic Party Headquarters...

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