Some Dick Cheney jokes..

**caseysmom** · 02-13-2006, 02:28 PM

I am not sure why they keep saying the guy snuck up behind him...was he shooting backwards?

**Lady's Human** · 02-13-2006, 02:51 PM

Love the jokes, this one screams President Ford and President Carter all over again. (The marx brothers of the Presidency).

Maybe he took shooting lessons from Burr?

In all seriousness, walking up next to or behind someone who is hunting and NOT announcing your presence isn't the brightest thing in the world. People tend to get "target lock", meaning they zone in on the target and miss anything going on around them. There's a range tower on FT Drum that has the scars to attest to that.

**RICHARD** · 02-13-2006, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by Lady's Human

Maybe he took shooting lessons from Burr?

There's a range tower on FT Drum that has the scars to attest to that.

Burr and Jackson killed what they were pointing at...

Lol, I'd be disappointed if there were NO scars on that tower....Those are my tax dollars at work..

**lvpets2002** · 02-13-2006, 03:10 PM

Goodone Richard & I still just love what you come up with.. Hey you think if lawyer would have took the shot to Cheney then he would have been shot

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**RICHARD** · 02-13-2006, 03:12 PM

Oh man....

You may not want to shoot your mouth off at Cheney.....He'll do it for you!

Headline?

"Cheney takes a shot at the lawyer problems in the country"

I really doubt that Cheney is THAT good a shot....
Who can miss with shotgun?

Are you sure they were quail shooting?

Yep, the Secret Service didn't hear anyone say "Duck!"

**Vela** · 02-13-2006, 03:17 PM

LOL I love the jokes. Cheney sure made himself looks even more stupid=x

**RICHARD** · 02-13-2006, 04:32 PM

I can't take credit for the "If the lawyer shot Cheney" joke..

One of the local newspeople said that his friend, a former Secret Service guy, told him that they have many scenarios scripted out, but the VP shooting someone isn't in any book....

So, There must be a few pages added to the "What to do" handbook!

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Of course, I TRUST NO ONE WITH A LOADED SHOTGUN AROUND ME....
I really should not laugh about that...I know what the panic during a hunting accident is like!

**Karen** · 02-13-2006, 04:54 PM

Knowing more about the situation, I do not feel it worthy of jokes. "Canned hunts" are horrific, awful, reprehensible, appalling things. That's all I'll say on the matter.