What a handsome swashbuckler you are Duncan McWeege! Do you mean to say that if my father had been a Grand Champion, I wouldn't have to work??! Hrrmph! That is so unfair! I am sure you are an excellent home inspector and manager. Your purrsons must be very grateful to have you.

I'm sure that everyone will spoil you rotten today, in recognition of your great honour. Congratulations to our regal Cat of the Day!