Deer Miz Ammerlee--

Diz iz Sophie Bunnie. I hopez u doz reel gud at da doktorz office. I hopez u heel uppiez reel soonz tooz. Mom sez yer storriez reely cheer her uppiez when shez feelin' bluez. Soz, I thinkz I otter ritez uz one. I hope u don't mindz but itz a meanie storrie--cos that's what I alwayz has mom tell mez at bedtimez. So here goez:

Once upon a timiez, der wuz a fuzzy critter bunnie named Sophie. Sophie wuz a berry meanie bunnie. She always pushed and shoved da cats outta da dwinking fountain line. She liked to chase da boxer dawg. An she sumtimez gotz crankiez when she din't getz her parsley. The endz.

Mom sez dat my storrie ain't got no plawtz but I don't knowz what dat iz so I don't knowz iffin' it gotz one er notz. I alzo wanna sayz dat anny connektion 'tween the aforezmentionedz Sophie critter an mez, iz purely coinkydinkal.

We hopez u getz better reel soonz. Good luckz to you and to da catz, I'm sure dey mizz der mommiez!!

Luv,
Sophie Bunniez an her Mom