Liked that reference to The Matrix...speaking of which, I think Entertainment Weekly (or another similar magazine) has Keanu Reeves and his leading lady (forgot her name) on the cover to promote Matrix II...

I gotta ask Neo's human...when you brought him home, did he ask you to choose between two capsules, and after you did, did you discover that aliens are actually running the world and they're only using us human beings as energy sources?