what have been some of your teacher's weirdest names (first or last)

[dogzr#1]

yea, we have one pretty close to us! all the kids at school make fun of his name in ways i dare not mention here.

[Tollers-n-Dobes]

I had a science teacher named Mr. Dull once. lol...he sure lived up to his name, he had to be one of the most boring teachers ever.

[animal_rescue]

umm
They aren't my teachers but they teach at my high school!
Mr. Funk
Mr. Falls
Mrs. King
Mrs. Stanford

and my 5th grade teacher was
Mrs. Hunky

[dogzr#1]

those are some pretty weird names! my substitute's (sp?) name was Mrs.Lipe and all the kids were calling her Mrs.Lip. she got really mad.

[Roxyluvsme13]

OMG this is funny!
My band teacher in 6-7 was Mr.Coapstick
Mrs.Meanie was this sub I had once, in like 4th grade, and she told a guy to shut up! She really was a meanie

[Cincy'sMom]

I don't know if I can spell it right, and she was not my teacher, but taught at our school. Her name was Mrs. Missianous. That was a mouth full for 2nd graders!!
I had Mrs. Gunter in 3rd grade, Mrs. Locker in 8th grade. Mr. Rader was our computer teacher, Mr. Wise taught chesmity and physcis. (somewhat appropriate names).

And not a teach, but speaking of names that are appropraite by profession...there is a urologist in town named Dick Tapper. No joke.

[Mutt_Maniac]

I have a few weird teachers names...

High School:

Mr. Breitbach (bright-bah)
Mrs. Schuster
Mr. Kjono (cho-no)

Elementary:
Mrs. Prestebak (Pres-ta-bawk)

Subs:
Mr. Gross (love it! lol)

[lizbud]

I don't know if I can spell it right, and she was not my teacher, but taught at our school. Her name was Mrs. Missianous. That was a mouth full for 2nd graders!!
I had Mrs. Gunter in 3rd grade, Mrs. Locker in 8th grade. Mr. Rader was our computer teacher, Mr. Wise taught chesmity and physcis. (somewhat appropriate names).

And not a teach, but speaking of names that are appropraite by profession...there is a urologist in town named Dick Tapper. No joke.

Funny thread. all of my teachers were Sister Mary, Sister Ann, etc.
Not nearly as strange as these.

[WolvesRawk]

those are some pretty weird names! my substitute's (sp?) name was Mrs.Lipe and all the kids were calling her Mrs.Lip. she got really mad.

...wow...I had a sub named Mrs. Lipe! And, yes, we called her Mrs. Lip. My science teacher is Mrs. Abernathy, which is pretty weird. And today when we went on a feild trip with her and Mr. Smur's class, we had to name a comet. So it was "Smurbernathy"!

[Lori Jordan]

Wow this goes back a long time lol
My gr 9 science teacher lol his name was Mr.Blowmee could you imah=gine all the chuckles he got and his full name was Joe Blowmee poor guy he was a real nice teacher but we all know how immature kids can be lol

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Hmm...

Mrs. Hamburg (kindergarten). Got called Hamburger A LOT. Still does.
Mrs. Kiatoukaysi (1st). Pronounced kit-ah-kai-see, sadly, she was murdered by her husband halfway through the school year, I kid you not.
Mrs. Pellant (1st). Took over for Mrs. Kiatoukaysi.
Mrs. Venne (2nd). Pronounced Ven. She was really nice.
Mrs. Pellant (3rd). Got lucky and got her twice.
Mrs. Erikson (4th). Blah. Boring name.
Mrs. Rusch (5th). Boring too.
Mr. Sepnafski (5th). Pretty fun. Pronounced just like its spelled, sep-naff-ski.

Middle school I had a lot of teachers...

6th- Mrs. Kostroski (kos-stross-key), Mr. Gregerson, Mr. Chinnook (chin-uk) he committed suicide in January of that year, Mr. Salzman took over, Mrs. Lambert, and I don't really remember my science teachers name, but it started with a K, I think it was Mr. Knospe (kah-naws-pee), and my band teacher was Mr. Swoboda (swa-bow-da), and I don't remember the foreign language lady...

7th- Mr. Thompson, Mrs. Forbes, (brain fart...)... Mr. Gilbertson, Mrs. Buch (best teacher ever!), some random others that I can't remember, and oh yeah, Mrs. Bloomer.

8th- Ms. Muzenski, Mr. Stachoviak (sta-hoe-vee-ack), Mr. Olson, Mrs. Rohr, Mr. Priebe (pree-bee), Mrs. Tipple... I don't remember, lol.

Highschool...

9th- Mr. Murray, Mrs. Weber, Senora Getzin, Ms. Boeldt (bolt), Mrs. Cramer, Mr. Csuy (soo-ee), Mrs. Groshek, Mr. Nelson (he was a CREEP!), Mrs. Matteson (mat-son), and so many more.

I give up for now, I'll do the last two grades later.

[Van10]

umm
They aren't my teachers but they teach at my high school!
Mr. Funk
Mr. Falls
Mrs. King
Mrs. Stanford

and my 5th grade teacher was
Mrs. Hunky

I wouldn't want to stand too close to Mr. Funk . . .