max would like a girlfriend for Valentine's day.....

[Don Juan's mom]

I was born and raised in Northern California, but I'm sure my mom can knit a sweater so I can visit you in Scotland. Tuna and cream sounds just purrfect!

And we can have lots of fun chasing and catching flies. Don Juan told me he caught a couple of mice in the yard, but I've never seen one. Do you have mice in Scotland?

Z3rlin@ (grrrrlcat)

[kilbarchancats]

lol - oh my my my did you pick an opportune moment to ask us that!

Tom (see my earlier thread from today - 'Silly Tom...') is the mouser extraordinaire. He is going for gold, gold, gold at the catolympics. Probably brings in around 5/6 a week in varying degrees of dismemberment. Today we were like 'Oh I can see two tails so those bits lying on the floor must comprise 2 mice' YUKkkkEEEEEE. Meowmie always has the carpet stain remover gun to hand you see AND, he always seems to want to be more kissy after he's been for the kill.....hmmmmmmmm

We have a lovely garden and we can play together in the leaves and I'm sure you will be every so puuurrretty in your new sweater.

My sister Candy says she is looking forward to meeting you both and can gossip about lipstick and fashion and girly stuff...........

love Max xxxxxx