max would like a girlfriend for Valentine's day.....

**Don Juan's mom** · 02-01-2006, 12:13 AM

Don't worry about being a little shy. I was in the house for only a hour before that big lug Don Juan let me groom him. I've got the very silkiest fur... and a cute little white bikini!

I'd love to have you for my "bel Masetto" on Valentine's Day.

Kisses,

Zerlina Gattobello (or, if you prefer, Z3rlin@ d@ Grrrlk@t)

**kilbarchancats** · 02-01-2006, 02:48 AM

ooohhhhh lots of replies, how exciting!!!

But, not fair making me choose, so can I share my heart in equal quantities to the equally stunning misses Katie and Zerlina??? I have a lot of love to give you know from my warm, fuzzy kitty heart. I am a very considerate and helpful boy and give the best cuddles. I also consider male grooming to be very important and why this morning I had my meowmie brush my hair in front of the bathroom mirror for ages. You see I knew I had to be purrfect today for my girls (blushes).

Lots of love and have a good day my darlings

Max xxxxxxxxxx (see how my name has a kiss in it especially for you!)

Oh, PS: here's a couple of pictures of our village. Maybe you could both jet in on me one day and we could dine on the finest tuna and cream xx

brrrrrr I could cuddle you and keepy you warm in the cold Scottish winter brrrrrr

**JenBKR** · 02-01-2006, 08:03 AM

Ohh, I don't mind sharing *blush* You're so handsome! Meowmie says I can fly over but she's coming with me (something about her ancestors being from Scotland). How's this weekend for you? Looking forward to the tuna and cream!

xoxo
Katie

**kilbarchancats** · 02-01-2006, 10:14 AM

ah right, I will make sure my meowmie adds that to the shopping list.

We are only 5 minutes in the car from Glasgow Airpurrrt so I look forward to welcoming you in arrivals then, my sweet katie xx

(PS meowmie says if I am a good boy she will grate me some cheese too! the finest scottish cheddar for your angelic palate...)

**JenBKR** · 02-01-2006, 10:20 AM

mmm, cheese! I just love cheese! My meowmie booked us two first class tickets. We're coming in on Friday. I'm sooo excited! *ppuuuurrrrrrrrr*

**Don Juan's mom** · 02-01-2006, 10:25 AM

I was born and raised in Northern California, but I'm sure my mom can knit a sweater so I can visit you in Scotland. Tuna and cream sounds just purrfect!

And we can have lots of fun chasing and catching flies. Don Juan told me he caught a couple of mice in the yard, but I've never seen one. Do you have mice in Scotland?

Z3rlin@ (grrrrlcat)

**kilbarchancats** · 02-01-2006, 10:49 AM

lol - oh my my my did you pick an opportune moment to ask us that!

Tom (see my earlier thread from today - 'Silly Tom...') is the mouser extraordinaire. He is going for gold, gold, gold at the catolympics. Probably brings in around 5/6 a week in varying degrees of dismemberment. Today we were like 'Oh I can see two tails so those bits lying on the floor must comprise 2 mice' YUKkkkEEEEEE. Meowmie always has the carpet stain remover gun to hand you see

AND, he always seems to want to be more kissy after he's been for the kill.....hmmmmmmmm

We have a lovely garden and we can play together in the leaves and I'm sure you will be every so puuurrretty in your new sweater.

My sister Candy says she is looking forward to meeting you both and can gossip about lipstick and fashion and girly stuff...........

love Max xxxxxx