Woa, dude - you are one fine looking specimin of felinty! What a face, what a body, what a coat, what a tail, what a CAT!! And what a personality, too!! MATT!! We love you! Grasshopper is smiling, thinking cattish thoughts I couldn't begin to interpret. All praise and honor to you on Your Day, may you have Caviar and Cream, if it pleases you. Maybe some good old BBQ mouse or sparrow? They sure do grow 'em fine down there in Texas!!
(Sigh - Dadcat just emphatically reinforced his no-long-fur rule when I suggested we look for someone like you - think he has Coat Envy!!!!)