Cat Haiku

[lbaker]

A cat blinks the eyes at you
It's "The Look"
Gold, Amber, Green, Blue
The cat blinks
For once in your life
It's all about you ~

[RICHARD]

Very Cold Cat Paws
On My Sleepy Exposed Skin
Evil Fun For Cats?

The Cat Fun Primer.
Break All The Expensive Stuff!
Ignore The Cheap Crap.


The Way To Stop Wars?
Sow The Ground With Hairballs-
Soldiers Go Barefoot!

How Does Your Furball
Figure Where You Are Going?
Always Underfoot!

The Smelly Wet Food
Is My Cat's Real Favorite.
Decent Smells, Ignored?

If I Was Not Here
Dad Would Be Writing Haiku
About Those Dumb Dogs!

I Am A Real Muse
Write Good Haiku About Me
Or I Will Scratch You

I Slumber Deeply
I Awake Very Rested
Cat Hair In My Mouth

Chasing The Sunlight
The Warmest Spots On The Floor
A Cat In Motion?

Spilling Your Water
On Freshly Mopped Floor Tiles.
My Feet Are All Wet.

You Climb My Body
Wake Me Up From My Dreaming.
Just To Say "meow"?

Who Knocked This Over?
Not Me! I Have Been Sleeping.
Look For Intruders!

Gravity Works Well
On Those Cats That Are Sleeping.
They Don't Move At All!

A Real Treat For You!
A Can Of Meaty Wet Food-
Stinky Poop For Me!

[Gin]

I have just read this entire thread. Your haikus are fantastic! I was inspired to try it myself. Here is the lame result..

Time for breakfast. Humans
still asleep. Cold nose on skin
Works every time.

[RICHARD]

a soft cat belly
fingers touch warm kitty fur
new scratch on my wrist.

[RICHARD]

ON MY DOWN JACKET
YOU SLEEP, DREAM AND CLEAN YOURSELF.
WHILE I FREEZE TO DEATH.

HOW DO YOU MEASURE
THE SOUL OF A HUGE TIGER
INSIDE A LITTLE CAT?

A fresh tootsie roll
and piles of clumping litter
my work, never done!

[RICHARD]

Oh dozing white cat.
beautiful and peaceful cat.
Why are you evil?

[lbaker]

I know cats don't ask why
I didn't know
cats can cry..
with me

[dionne]

i am going
to do this with all smileys
emphasizing subjects


sleeping on my face
face of the great Roo-Buttness
cat hairs in my nose

rub the tummy time
i know youre sleeping, so what?
time to pay you back

i am up again!
time to get my exercise
you! make up your mind!

sweet little cat paw
i love to watch it curl
sleep, my angel. sleep.

my name is abby.
yes, i know everything.
watch me lick my butt.

pointed at the sky
the little fuzzy tummy
MEOW! i say! pet me.

i see you there, mom.
on your strange little box thing
talking about me?

[dionne]

little broken tail
where is my equilibrium?
damn sliding glass door

whiskers twitch. and paws.
where do you go when you dream?
dream mice, and tuna?

had a heart attack
you fell off the porch today
all fours, thank goddess.

your purring faces
fur so soft, you gaze at me
i am yours, my loves

i love this haiku
for you, great PT people
i hope you liked these

[lbaker]

He melds himself into my lap
As only a cat can do
As if it were built this way just for him
I guess it was

I smooth
He purrs
This
We both know
Is bliss