Now I know these people are scammers. And not overly bright ones at that.

After sending out my ninth or tenth 'form letter' of the day, basically telling the scammers that I don't ship, require ID, etc, etc, I got a little bored. (Short attention span.) One scammer had double e-mailed me. To one of his inquiries I sent my 'form letter', to the other I sent a letter saying that I had Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches for sale, that they made very educational pets, and that I wanted $750 for a breeding pair. I also included a very disgusting close-up shot of a gigantic example of the breed.

This guy wrote back saying how happy his daughter was to be getting one of my pets, how he'd take a pair and where should he send the money order. I wrote back and said just to be clear, you do realize these are oversized cockroaches, don't you.

Just got a reply saying yes, now where do I send the money.
Anybody know where I can get a pair of giant cockroaches to send to this bozo? Serve him right to get his house infested with these things.