How do you boil eggs?

[lbaker]

"Why is it standing?"

Because no one asked it to dance of course

hahahaha, that reminds me of Zippy's joke about Arnold the carrot who was the only vegetable at the prom being unhappy - because he had to take a leek

[Killearn Kitties]

Does anyone else put boiled eggs in their steak pie? I have a friend who puts all the steak mixture in the dish, then presses however many halved hard boiled eggs it takes into the mixture round the edges of the dish, then puts the pastry on top.

[Killearn Kitties]

Richard! There is a Christmas cracker in that picture! I was under the impression they were unknown in the States.

[smokey the elder]

Boiled eggs are good in meatloaf. You put them down the middle.

[Barbara]

My mom always put boiled eggs in a meatloaf. If you boil them way to hard they add a little green to the loaf

[lbaker]

"I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM" What's a Christmas Cracker?? Sounds like a rude Southern thang

[RICHARD]

Richard! There is a Christmas cracker in that picture!

NOW what did I do???

What is a Christmas cracker??

http://www.imagitek.com/xmas/crafts/cracker.html


LOLOLOL, someone is going to channel Nigella pretty soon!

[Killearn Kitties]

I was trying not to mention Nigella ...

Where did you find that link?????!!!! Toilet tissue??? What on earth is that? Please allow me to assure you that nothing from the toilet is allowed on my dinner table!!

To continue ... Christmas crackers are a tradition here, on the table on Christmas Day. Everyone gets one, and they contain a small gift, a paper hat (which all the oldies like to wear), and one of the worst jokes of all time.

[RICHARD]

I was trying not to mention Nigella ...

Where did you find that link?????!!!! Toilet tissue??? What on earth is that? Please allow me to assure you that nothing from the toilet is allowed on my dinner table!!

To continue ... Christmas crackers are a tradition here, on the table on Christmas Day. Everyone gets one, and they contain a small gift, a paper hat (which all the oldies like to wear), and one of the worst jokes of all time.

I took the pic off of a cooking site....the CC came from another site...Here in the colonies we usually call something like that a 'party favor'..not a "Potty Favor", of course the people from the NorthEast have funny accents!

Toilet tissue is.....Why do I see THIS thread spiraling out of control???..tioilet paper......they are talking about the cardboard tubes the keep the shape of the rolls......We Am mur i cans are a funny lot!


This is probably something for Martha Stewart to explain!

[lbaker]

They contain... "one of the worst jokes of all time"... sounds like initiation at Thursdays

[moosmom]

"Why is it standing?"

Because no one asked it to dance of course

Lbaker,

Where do you get these one liners???? Up until this point, I was in a very bad, cranky mood (my Paxil decided to take the day off) then I read your joke in the "Is It Thursday Yet??" thread and now this one and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

You just crack me up!!

As far as eggs go...if I look at another egg, I'm gonna hurl. I've been eating egg salad (nothing else in the house but cat food and soy sauce) till it comes out my pores!!