How do you boil eggs?

[RICHARD]

Hey T&P,

When you post "How do you make a standing rib roast, garlic infused potatoes, green beans and radicchio salad with a lemon vinagrette" we'll know we created a monster!

[lbaker]

Funny you mention that Richard, it occured to me over the weekend that somewhere along this thread Debbie, you said you wanted to find out about boiled eggs because you were making chicken salad. Well EXCUSE ME Miss Thing, but there is nothing lame or simple about making good chicken salad, with or without hard boiled eggs I bet you are secretely a whiz in the kitchen and just try to get out of cooking

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

I bet you are secretely a whiz in the kitchen and just try to get out of cooking

My secret is out!!!! Drat, now Terry is going to be expecting gourmet meals from now on.....

Fortunately for me, I'm not kidding. Terry says I'm a good cook. I say I know how to open packages quite well, and boiling water I've got down to a science. Anymore than that...well...let's just say...you're on your own.

Richard, the day I ask about the standing rib roast is the day you can haul me to the loony bin because of right here, right now.....what is a standing rib roast? Rib roast, ok, fine, a cut of meat, probably beef, but why is it standing?

Zippy, can you hand me the number for the pizza place?

[lbaker]

"Why is it standing?"

Because no one asked it to dance of course

hahahaha, that reminds me of Zippy's joke about Arnold the carrot who was the only vegetable at the prom being unhappy - because he had to take a leek

[Killearn Kitties]

Does anyone else put boiled eggs in their steak pie? I have a friend who puts all the steak mixture in the dish, then presses however many halved hard boiled eggs it takes into the mixture round the edges of the dish, then puts the pastry on top.

[Killearn Kitties]

Richard! There is a Christmas cracker in that picture! I was under the impression they were unknown in the States.

[smokey the elder]

Boiled eggs are good in meatloaf. You put them down the middle.

[RICHARD]

Richard! There is a Christmas cracker in that picture!

NOW what did I do???

What is a Christmas cracker??

http://www.imagitek.com/xmas/crafts/cracker.html


LOLOLOL, someone is going to channel Nigella pretty soon!

[moosmom]

"Why is it standing?"

Because no one asked it to dance of course

Lbaker,

Where do you get these one liners???? Up until this point, I was in a very bad, cranky mood (my Paxil decided to take the day off) then I read your joke in the "Is It Thursday Yet??" thread and now this one and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

You just crack me up!!

As far as eggs go...if I look at another egg, I'm gonna hurl. I've been eating egg salad (nothing else in the house but cat food and soy sauce) till it comes out my pores!!

[RICHARD]

what is a standing rib roast? Rib roast, ok, fine, a cut of meat, probably beef, but why is it standing?

lolol,
Why does it stand? Hemorrhoids??


Before it's cooked it's tied up so the ribs stick straight up....



Funny what I have learned from Pet Talk!!