Thursday's #143-The House of MOFF

[lbaker]

TEASE TEASE!! NO FAIR!! Tell the joke. Or p.m. me

[Lady's Human]

Gini, come on, it's safe in here.....


TELL THE JOKE!

[gini]

Safe? Easy for you to say LH...............


So George Bush and Dick Cheney are in the private quarters dining room........and Sally the private waitress takes their order for lunch.

Dick orders some eggs and ham............

George says, Sally, "I would like a quickie"...........

Sally gets wide-eyed and says Mr. President I realize that I am honored to be able to work for you - but your request is completely out of line and walks away.

Dick leans over to George and quietly says.......

George "it is called quiche"

[Lady's Human]

LMAO!

I like him as a leader, but damn DAMN he butchers the english language!

Thankfully he didn't pick Dan Quayle as his running mate!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Hi, everyone!
The new bed and recliner came this morning! I sat in the recliner and bout fell alseep!

I did get the bed made but it was hard because Chester wasn't there to "help". He's my bed making baby! I'll try to remember to take pictures when I go back later today.

It's starting to feel more like home every trip.

I would like a round of cn tea's and a cvc and how about some onion rings?

Gosh, you all have been working hard!!! The place just shines!

[gini]

Potatoe, Tomatoe - that's what it's all about! Now let's everybody sing it.............

[lbaker]

Some people really do say "tomahtoe" but does anyone ever say Potaahtoe? That joke reminded me of Dan Quayle too Holey Moley, GW and Dan Quayle explaining policy

[zippy-kat]

g'afternoon all - it's been a WEIRD morning.

I go to leave for work and my heart sinks; there was an egg about 4 inches away from my back tire. (The neighborhood brats have nothing better to do - they ruined the paintjob on my old car and have hit my new one once. ) Luckily, the car wasn't hit at all.

I did notice that this egg looked more like it had been dropped (there wasn't the "splat" look that they get when they've been thrown). We have big pine trees beside the drive way; it almost looked like it had come from a nest but, of course, this egg was MUCH bigger than the sparrows and blue jays that live here.

I looked up the street and towards the alley of the neighboring block (we live on a corner lot). There sits an egg carton and ........ a duck! So I don't know who the culprit was this time.

Mr. Duck isn't here now; I hope he made it home safely!



Oh yeah...
I poured a glass of V8 and took it to work today; the boss wanted to know if it was a bloody mary. LOL I couldn't help but think... "Well, it IS Thursday."

(There's a story preceding this.... Once on my way to work, I grabbed what I THOUGHT was a diet coke. I didn't think too much about it -didn't even look at the can- until my boss asked, "Are you gonna drink that?" "Yep." "Well, uh... could you wait until after work?" I glanced at my coaster -- I'd grabbed a bud light instead of a diet coke! opps!)

[RICHARD]

Some people really do say "tomahtoe" but does anyone ever say Potaahtoe? That joke reminded me of Dan Quayle too Holey Moley, GW and Dan Quayle explaining policy

Quayle and Bush....Sounds like a Green Party pairing..Or something the NRA would support?

Gini,

Let's call the whole thing off?
Let me help with the fridge!

MOFF,

A round of CNT's, A cvc and onion rings!

DONE?

LH,
The joke is funnier should you think about it in his drawl and add the blank look after DC explains!

OH, so that is where that burnt plastic smell comes from...I am used to walking by the operating rooms when they have that cautery thing going on

Are you talking about the blender on the 2 stroke engine? I forgot where I saw that......funny!


LOH,
Welcome back, I thought we might have scared you away!!!

Hi Tray!


Hi T&P...

I gave her some money....she MAY have gone shopping with the pizza money...


Come on Mario, Lady and Possum....let's go for a walk around the neighborhood.....maybe we can find the Zipster!