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  1. #1
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    Mario - stop - Laurie worked really hard on those windows..............

    MOFF, I brought my sewing machine - do you want some new curtains?

    Richard, could you help me move the fridge so we can clean under it?
    We don't want MOFF to have her own private Haz Mat problem.

    Someone just told me a joke yesterday about George Bush and quiche..............so Corinna, please don't be offended if I pass your kind offer.

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    TEASE TEASE!! NO FAIR!! Tell the joke. Or p.m. me

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    Gini, come on, it's safe in here.....


    TELL THE JOKE!

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    Safe? Easy for you to say LH...............


    So George Bush and Dick Cheney are in the private quarters dining room........and Sally the private waitress takes their order for lunch.

    Dick orders some eggs and ham............

    George says, Sally, "I would like a quickie"...........

    Sally gets wide-eyed and says Mr. President I realize that I am honored to be able to work for you - but your request is completely out of line and walks away.

    Dick leans over to George and quietly says.......

    George "it is called quiche"

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    LMAO!

    I like him as a leader, but damn DAMN he butchers the english language!

    Thankfully he didn't pick Dan Quayle as his running mate!

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    Hi, everyone!
    The new bed and recliner came this morning! I sat in the recliner and bout fell alseep!

    I did get the bed made but it was hard because Chester wasn't there to "help". He's my bed making baby! I'll try to remember to take pictures when I go back later today.

    It's starting to feel more like home every trip.

    I would like a round of cn tea's and a cvc and how about some onion rings?

    Gosh, you all have been working hard!!! The place just shines!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,

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    WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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    Potatoe, Tomatoe - that's what it's all about! Now let's everybody sing it.............

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    Some people really do say "tomahtoe" but does anyone ever say Potaahtoe? That joke reminded me of Dan Quayle too Holey Moley, GW and Dan Quayle explaining policy

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