Thursday's #143-The House of MOFF

[davidpizzica]

Corinna, I'll take some quiche, now hand me a paint brush and paint!!

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Can I help paint? We may need some ventilation in here otherwise LH is gonna be living on his inhaler till we're done. No Lady you can't help. We don't need a paint speckled puppy. Mario put down that paintbrush before you get paint on those nice clean windows and LH says no painting the Orc.

By the way Corrinna, what kind of quiche is it?

[gini]

Mario - stop - Laurie worked really hard on those windows..............

MOFF, I brought my sewing machine - do you want some new curtains?

Richard, could you help me move the fridge so we can clean under it?
We don't want MOFF to have her own private Haz Mat problem.

Someone just told me a joke yesterday about George Bush and quiche..............so Corinna, please don't be offended if I pass your kind offer.

[lbaker]

TEASE TEASE!! NO FAIR!! Tell the joke. Or p.m. me

[Lady's Human]

Gini, come on, it's safe in here.....


TELL THE JOKE!

[gini]

Safe? Easy for you to say LH...............


So George Bush and Dick Cheney are in the private quarters dining room........and Sally the private waitress takes their order for lunch.

Dick orders some eggs and ham............

George says, Sally, "I would like a quickie"...........

Sally gets wide-eyed and says Mr. President I realize that I am honored to be able to work for you - but your request is completely out of line and walks away.

Dick leans over to George and quietly says.......

George "it is called quiche"

[Lady's Human]

LMAO!

I like him as a leader, but damn DAMN he butchers the english language!

Thankfully he didn't pick Dan Quayle as his running mate!