Thursday's #143-The House of MOFF

[RICHARD]

LOLOL,

Notice, Home improvement rears it's ugly head and all the guys chime in!

LH,
You are correct keeping me away from electricity......at least with plumbing you can see your mistakes!

David,

Thanks, I can put THAT off until you get back.....anyone for a drink?

[Lady's Human]

Richard, with electricity it's EASY to find your mistakes. Just looks for the parts that have let all the factory installed smoke leaking out of them, or look for the guy doing the most unique dance in the world........the 60 cycle tango.....aka the 60 cycle dance of death.

[slick]

May I have a double BM please?? When I first moved into my current condo 4 years ago I did replace the ceiling light fixture in the bedroom by myself and I retained all 10 fingers and my hair. Mind you, I got some instruction from a pro first. I just tried to call Connie but the phone kept ringing and ringing....have no idea which house I was calling though.

Mario, hand me that screwdriver....

Ah oh.......he's drinking the screwdriver.......

[momoffuzzyfaces]

May I have a double BM please?? When I first moved into my current condo 4 years ago I did replace the ceiling light fixture in the bedroom by myself and I retained all 10 fingers and my hair. Mind you, I got some instruction from a pro first. I just tried to call Connie but the phone kept ringing and ringing....have no idea which house I was calling though.

Ah oh.......he's drinking the screwdriver.......

OOPS! Sorry slick. Actually, you called both houses. The phone is set to ring at both places right now.

I was taking a bath. I'm so dusty and tired I just had to clean up! Been cleaning drawers and putting in new shelf paper all afternoon.

Richard you don't need a screwdriver; just snap the bead of the old chain into the connector of the new one. I got dizzy because I hate heights. I can always hook yarn around it. I can lasso it!

[RICHARD]

Richard you don't need a screwdriver; just snap the bead of the old chain into the connector of the new one.

I KNEW THAT! I just wanted to amaze and "shock" you all with my handy man skills....


Slick,

Double BM>? DONE!

LH,

I know that dance well...I installed a wall heater for my parents when i did a little remodel in their house....

I was sitting cross legged so I didn't get to strut my stuff very well...

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I KNEW THAT! I just wanted to amaze and "shock" you all with my handy man skills....

OOPS!!!

[RICHARD]

OOPS!!!

Of course,
I could go "Dancing with the Stars-and sparks and smoke..." like LH suggested!