Thursday's #143-The House of MOFF

[gini]

MOFF, no you sit down.......let us do the cleaning.
Look, I need to warn you - when Slick left my house last year it was certainly CLEANER than when she walked in the door.

Those nose prints on the windows..........oh alright, so that is MY NOSE.
Nobody was here yet and I was just anxious to take a peek inside.

I love the porch swing...........and the rose bush......and the fridge.
Maybe Richard can help with the extensions on the ceiling fan chains - he is pretty tall.

No drinks yet........gotta get the work done first. Zip, let me help you with those boxes.......and then let's drive over to Moff's old place and get some more.

MOFF, HAPPY BIRTHDAY..........again and again!

[RICHARD]

oh great.......I put a new water heater in my house yesterday and now I have to do ELECTRICITY???


Oh, all right.....let me have a bloody mary first...

DONE!

Mario, had me that screwdriver....

Orc, hold the ladder.

Possum, just watch and

Lady, get ready to go for help, like Lassie...

[Lady's Human]

Richard, we're keeping you away from electricity, you're just not very well grounded!

[davidpizzica]

Uh, RICHARD? Maybe before Orc holds the ladder for you, I ought to check and see if there are new batteries in the remote! Oh, no! MARIO! Quit flipping through the TV channels with Orc's remote! (goes to store to get fresh batteries).

[RICHARD]

LOLOL,

Notice, Home improvement rears it's ugly head and all the guys chime in!

LH,
You are correct keeping me away from electricity......at least with plumbing you can see your mistakes!

David,

Thanks, I can put THAT off until you get back.....anyone for a drink?

[Lady's Human]

Richard, with electricity it's EASY to find your mistakes. Just looks for the parts that have let all the factory installed smoke leaking out of them, or look for the guy doing the most unique dance in the world........the 60 cycle tango.....aka the 60 cycle dance of death.

[slick]

May I have a double BM please?? When I first moved into my current condo 4 years ago I did replace the ceiling light fixture in the bedroom by myself and I retained all 10 fingers and my hair. Mind you, I got some instruction from a pro first. I just tried to call Connie but the phone kept ringing and ringing....have no idea which house I was calling though.

Mario, hand me that screwdriver....

Ah oh.......he's drinking the screwdriver.......

[momoffuzzyfaces]

May I have a double BM please?? When I first moved into my current condo 4 years ago I did replace the ceiling light fixture in the bedroom by myself and I retained all 10 fingers and my hair. Mind you, I got some instruction from a pro first. I just tried to call Connie but the phone kept ringing and ringing....have no idea which house I was calling though.

Ah oh.......he's drinking the screwdriver.......

OOPS! Sorry slick. Actually, you called both houses. The phone is set to ring at both places right now.

I was taking a bath. I'm so dusty and tired I just had to clean up! Been cleaning drawers and putting in new shelf paper all afternoon.

Richard you don't need a screwdriver; just snap the bead of the old chain into the connector of the new one. I got dizzy because I hate heights. I can always hook yarn around it. I can lasso it!