Dear Diary -- Does this make me look fat?

[moosmom]

Oh Eddie,

I'm sorry they're starving you with that crap. Somehow I feel it's my fault for sending you a bit of my "stash". *hangs head in shame* You KNOW how it gives you the munchies. That's probably why you've, let's say, added a few digits on the ole scale. When you're eating it, just think of fresh salmon or tuna. It might help.

[catnapper]

Eddie,
How I can relate! Meowmie has me on the same stuff! Yuck! I've found what works to make her give me more food: eating paper. Just find out what she's working on (and since your meowmie work from home, you know what a good supply of important papers there can be!) and then walk up as nice as can be. Let her get all happy that you're visiting her at work. Get a few pets. Then when she's distracted by a phone call, start shredding! She can't yell at you while on the phone with someone important so she'll fill your dish to stop your destructive behavior. Works like a charm.
Destructively,
Harry

[catmandu]

Actually Eddie we love Science Diet here,and Our Dad always gets us the Senior Reduced.
Try it Eddie, Science Diet always makes food that tastes GREEEAT.
A Steal From Tony The Tiger.

We Love Our Science Diet here!!!