Eddie, I don't blame you for looking depressed, that bag is pretty big. I doubt you'll ever get thought it. I suggest you rally together some other kitties from your neighborhood to come and help you deal with it.

When my mom thinks I getting a bit plump, she goes and buy Hills W/D instead of the usual C/D or S/D. If you ever finish that bag, then go and write S/D on her shopping list, that is the one that tastes the best. You can tell her that it's good for avoiding crystals in your bladder - that should convince her.

Your pal,
Fister

PS. I don't think you look fat at all, you're just big boned like me.