Dear Diary -- Does this make me look fat?

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

Poor Eddie!! The fact that your meowmie bought you such a huge bag, can only mean that she is serious about this!! My Maya had this food too during her last diet. At firdt she was stubborn too, and refused to eat it. But when she got really hungry, she attacked her foodbowl, and ate everything she could get!! In the end, she lost 1 kg!!
Good luck sweet Eddie, eat that food like a real gentleman, and maybe then your meowmie will give you an extra treat!! (I WOULD !!! )

PS. Doesn't HH Lady Edwina get this food too???

[Barbara]

Eddie everyone here is sorry for you Maybe Blondie shouldn't have bought such a big bag and rather checked out different samples.

A big bag that's not eaten can go a long way.

[Randi]

Eddie, I don't blame you for looking depressed, that bag is pretty big. I doubt you'll ever get thought it. I suggest you rally together some other kitties from your neighborhood to come and help you deal with it.

When my mom thinks I getting a bit plump, she goes and buy Hills W/D instead of the usual C/D or S/D. If you ever finish that bag, then go and write S/D on her shopping list, that is the one that tastes the best. You can tell her that it's good for avoiding crystals in your bladder - that should convince her.

Your pal,
Fister

PS. I don't think you look fat at all, you're just big boned like me.