Originally posted by emily_the_spoiled

Thou shall not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.

Thou shall not leap from great heights onto thy human's genital region.

Thou shall not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.

Thou shall not jump onto the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.

Thou shall not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 4a.m.

Thou shall not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slow.

Thou shall remember that thou are a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.
Beck you are soooo cool!! I wallpapered my computer with you at work as soon as I saw you this morning, and have been waiting all day to get home and say "hi!"
I love literate kitties, even when they are tired out from all that input!


Thank you, Emily's mom, for the commandments, we laughed our butts off at work today. The above particularly validate some things I have experienced, some of which no one believed, until now. Frostfrog, we all know the vows we take that you reminded us of, in your usual eloquent way! Most cats require we swear to this before they will grace us with their presence.

But, if you've ever had to explain to a disbelieving boss that your cat stepped on the alarm, if you've ever come home to find out your boyfriend gave the cat flying lessons when she landed, claws out, on his privates as he slept, if you have ever cleaned up green, leafy kitty barf after your favorite houseplant was trashed while the cat grass was ignored, if you've ever rolled over to cuddle your cat as you napped only to get a noseful of the non-furry part, if you've ever sat on or tripped over your feline owner, you have to laugh at these commandments! Because we all know the truth: these are commandments that we have to abide by, in reverse!!

So, Beck, hope you had a great day, and totally indulged all your feline rights!!