In the window of a Swedish furrier:
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.

Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan:
Stop: Drive Sideaways.

In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today - no ice cream.

In a Tokyo bar:
Special coctails for the ladies with the nuts.

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.

In a Norwegian coctail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

At a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the
guard on duty.

In an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.


Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
- English well talking.
- Here speeching American.

In a Tokyo hotel:
Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such
thing is please not to read notis.

In another Japanese hotel room:
Please to bathe inside the tub.