NO CATS are allowed on the computer monitor................well, unless they are really comfortable.

NO CATS are allowed up on the counter when I am dishing out the cat food................well, except Monte and Willow.

You will eat your DRY food, or you will starve. ............... well, except Fern. She gets canned food mixed in. And Amber because her gums hurt her. And Willow because .... oh just because.

NO PEOPLE FOOD ............. well, except Biddy (or Kim), how can you resist when they sit up and beg??