Roger and Nancy were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to
renew their vows and planned a second wedding. They were discussing
the details with their friends. Nancy wasn't going to wear a
traditional bridal gown and she started describing the dress she was
planning to wear. One of her friends asked what color shoes she had
to go with the dress. Nancy replied, "Silver."

At that point, Roger chimed in, "Yep silver - - to match her hair."

Shooting a glaring look at Roger's bald spot, Nancy's friend said,
"So Roger, I guess you are going barefoot."