Well first and foremost my animals.

and then my coworker Tracey and I have had so many things happen to us at work that we can't help but go into fits of giggles repeating it.
-- a few months ago we were xraying a patient and he actually was a Hurricane survivor so he had this southern drawl. And Tracey had on a scrub top with horses on it and he turned to me and said "she must like horses" and I said "yea she has a couple horses. Come to think of it she should have one that has kids on it too." And he said "how many kids do you have?" and if you saw Tracey - she is all of 104 pounds and looks like she is 20 but she is 29. She replied "4" and the patient sat up and said "4?? Gawd Almighty don't ya'll own a T.V?" I thought I was going to die. I had to stop pushing the cart b/c I was laughing so much. And Tracey yells back at me "ok Musselman just b/c your laughing doesn't mean you can stop pushing" we laughed all nite long.
-- my friend Lorrie - also works in the Lab at work - she went with me to Chicago a couple years ago and there were 4 of us who were together and wanted to get in the cab to go to the train station (we were together) and we were trying to decide who got to sit in the front with the cab driver. Well Lorrie has this head of hair that is really curly and wild that she had skinned back in a bun and I said Lorrie can sit in front with him she said "why me?" I said b/c if he gets fresh you can just unleash your hair on him" we all just died laughing..