Hahahahaha although i have to add a few horses close to my heart...

Robbie: Huh... what...
Dennis: Well don't look at me!!! I'm in my twenties, and you young 'uns should respect your elders, back when i was a colt.....
Chancer: AAAAGH it's rolling towards me, get it AWAY!!!(kicks light bulb)
Caddy: You're all cowards, you geldings. We all know it takes A MARE to get the job done. Now....left a bit...right.... oh what the heck, evolution never granted us thumbs anyway, so why are we the ones changing a lightbulb?