Woman marries dolphin!

[Jessika]

If she doesn't love in in the way that "you love a man" and is leaving the option to marry a man later on in life open, then WHY is she calling it marriage??

Yes I agree she has MORE than a couple of screws loose..

[Don Juan's mom]

Tee hee hee.... Is anyone else thinking of that "South Park" episode in which Stan had to take refuge at a PETA encampment?

Me, I'm thinking of a letter to the alternate newspaper in Philadelphia where I used to review theater. The writer said, and I quote, "If animals have the same rights as people, does that mean we can f*** them? There's this really cute cocker spaniel on my block, and I think the feeling is mutual."

(The editor's note responded, "Only if she is of age and you have her full consent.")

Liz

[Suki Wingy]

If she doesn't love in in the way that "you love a man" and is leaving the option to marry a man later on in life open, then WHY is she calling it marriage??

EXACTLY!!