Beautiful! Beautiful!
That's all I have to say, save this: I extend the usual invitation to you to leave your beloved home and family and to move in with us, here in Alaska. You will be pampered and babied and your family provided with full visitation rights, so long as they provide us with round-trip airfare and lodging fees to a different tropical paradise for two weeks each winter. We will buy our own meals.
Deal?
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