You need to make a big pie crust, put that Puddin' in it, then cover him in whippped cream. That will make his next grooming session much more pleasant and will enable him to get fatter yet.

I'm left a bit confused, though - yesterday, I here learned that Santa was a cat and today I learn that he is a different cat, and that he is ornery to boot. My message for the day from yesterday applies to today as well. I am too lazy to write it out again.

That's because I've got to eat turkey and Puddin' Pie.